so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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