when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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