some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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