her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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