Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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