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That's how twitter works, right?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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