so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sorry about my life...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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