You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The Olympian is in my bed
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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