i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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