UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
