I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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