haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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