Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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