In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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