How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Shame is for Republicans.
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