I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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