woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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