Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you will always have a special place in my vag
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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