this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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