Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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