ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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