So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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