I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize
