You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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