Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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