I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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