so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
