You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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