It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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