would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
