Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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