Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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