Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Also, beer. Big fan.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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