So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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