Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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