Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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