Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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