p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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