how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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