All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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