No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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