i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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