is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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