No stitches, just platelets and will power
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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