Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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