i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
