i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I think people are normalizing furries
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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