Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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