hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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