About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I want a musical about memes.
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