Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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