it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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