Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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