Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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