At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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