Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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