that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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