I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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