The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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