i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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